Sometimes I wonder...

Ever wonder where the expression, “shit or get off the pot” comes from? I mean, if you think about it, the first activity is just going to lead to the second one, right? It’s just going to take a little while longer. Not to mention, if you get off the pot, not having shit, aren’t you going to be heading right back a few minutes later? I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but this is how my mind works. This is how I can be walking down the street, see a woman walking a dog bigger than Cujo and end up wondering how many varieties of pickles there are…